More Deep Thoughts
- I love my life right now, I’m getting great news on all fronts!!! GOOD DAY!
- It was 80 degrees today and I didn’t have my little schmoopy cutey dog to play with in the park…sigh…
- Why do some people (who are clearly stupid) have this innate sense of entitlement, when they have done nothing to deserve it? And why is it they are always in a position of power? How did they get there?!?!?! On their backs, that’s how…
- Why does everyone pick on the weaker (i.e. nicer) kid?
- Christy Lee Cook HAD to go! Damn she sucked…
- M & M’s taste really good…way better than Smarties (that one was for you Jane!)
- Kate-of Jon and Kate plus 8- is kind of my mothering idol.
- “Evil will always win because good is dumb.” (name that quote!)
- Have you ever seen the Mike Myers skit–Hyper Hypo?? Picture it, Mike Myers and Nicole Kidman dressed as little kids in front of and old-school jungle gym. Mike Myers has one of those kid harnesses tying him to the jungle gym. Why do parents do that shit? I really think sometimes parents do this shit cause they hate their kids. I mean a harness really???
If you feel like laughing until you pee a little watch this!
- This was one of my first experiences working with kids-I go into a classroom all bright eyed and bushy tailed, sing song voice, sign language, and hand gestures all ready. I might as well have been wearing a puff paint sweater and holding an apple. I plop down in the middle of a classes circle time (kids sit in a circle and teacher teaches–pretty self explanatory) Here is the exchange:
Betsy: Wilby get your hands out of your pants!
Wilby: (who clearly has some issues going on in the southern region as his hands are in his pants up to his elbows)
Betsy: (after she asks him ten times and he keeps sticking em back down there, like there was a cookie in there or something) WILBY!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!!
Wilby: I’m trying to keep my PENIS DOWN!
Rosy: hysterical laughter, rolling around on the floor.
I miss Betsy.
Rosy
