“The crows seemed to be calling his name thought Caw”
Here are some random thoughts I had.
- Is there such a thing as movie love? I’m talking Allie and Noah, wait twelve years for you, arguments, uproarious laughter, kids, seeing each other through Alzheimer’s, dying in the same bed because you can’t stand to be apart, you’re a bird I’m a bird kind of love. And if there isn’t; then Nicholas Sparks is an asshole for giving us hope.
- Why do 110 pound women who can eat whole pizzas, drink Mexican cheese dip, and chug 2 liters of Mountain Dew complain about not being “toned”? Bite me bitch!
- Why do some people hate Al Gore with a fiery passion? Even if his entire theory is absolute crap (I don’t think it is) what is he really doing wrong? Telling people to recycle and not pollute? Is that really so bad? Even if there is not global warming would it be so terrible to live in a clean place, and to have celebrities donate some of their millions to a good cause? I don’t think so.
- Why don’t I have the force?…. Or do I?
- Who started calling an indicator a blinker? It’s like calling a car a vroom vroom..STUPID!
- What makes British accents so damn sexy (i.e. Colin Firth, Daniel Day Lewis, Ewan McGregor)?
- Why do people say it is easier to work with adults than children? Kids hug you and tell you they love you every day, and when they annoy me I can put them in time out. Name me someone who can do that to adults…and not get sued?
- Is it a good idea to let the leader of a country pardon himself? For that matter, is it a good idea to have a felon run a country? I guess we’ll find out in the next South African election.
- Why is it that cheese dip and/or new shoes can cure any kind of hurt?
- Why would I still choose Mr. Big over Aidan?
Rosy
